Septic Bladder will have a free chauffeur driven car, on call for 24 hours a day, which will use the special Olympic lanes in London. Bladder's family members will be given special passes that entitles them to all events, and they will be able to stay at the Hilton Hotel on Park Lane.
The Olympics is not about sport, but about money and junkets; FIFA will feel right at home here!
Olympic Medals won during the Beijing 2008 Olympics
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